call me from school, I'm home because I have the round of ten, I have a hair dryer in one hand, her hair coiled on the brush in his other hand and the telephone receiver in the third hand.
It 's my colleague. He says there coach computer, I do not really know what to say, I'll step .
stepper.
The school computers had a very terrible disease, severe, and certainly rare. I say this because they push the button, switch it on, turn on, and then the freccettina began to do a ballet, it seemed as if he had taken the ball S. Vito, then leaned over a folder and when you click on it, the computer was Blurp , became all blue, then loop back and access, he said. Log in as well, but the arrow was making his way to ballet and clicks, and so blurp. I had also tried to shut down two weeks ago, and again, the old rogue's trick learned from the old rogues, sometimes the machines are strange, just turn off and on, says , or restart. But no, the same dance of S. Vito. I also tried it, eyes closed and hands clasped in prayer intimate between me and him, after a week, then on again. Nothing. Then I thought the computer was taken for x causes a serious disease, the kind that knocks out the banks in the world with all the millions and millions and data and casinos worldwide.
call the technician, there is no other solution. That is, before we call the direction of the secretary who then called the technician. But what? I asked her. Eh, I do not know, surely a virus crazy, just crazy but, look, you do not know, the touch definitely take it away.
- Yes, however, girls ... But have you tried again?
- Of course! Nothing, I tell you, time is moved to take something big.
- Why, if you do not have the network?
- But you know, the keys ...
- But you must not use the keys!
- Yes, but I figured, how do you copy documents (ecceteraeccetera) ...
- Okay, I am sending a technician.
Time:
coach, I know, is a breed all its own. The technician who happens to be in the offices of the City why they call it the printer is broken, wrong, and he comes and says, see this thread? It's called Power supply (scans, I know that marks), and goes attached to the outlet. Then the printer goes.
The technician then leaves the Municipality and snorts. O cursed. Or ride. Or everything. To be sure, but certainly , shakes his head.
Behold, I have more reverence for the computer technician. He, the engineer, is even able to tame the machine without the mouse, you realize? WITHOUT THE MOUSE. Tictictaciticaticaiitcai compute and kneels. I saw it, I swear. He kneels.
So, given my awe, I call if I tried them all, if you are serious. I do not want shrugged.
Then, with the handset in the third hand and the other two hands are busy between phono and brush (I must have studied at circus in some previous life) say
- Hello, I'm the teacher. He looked at the computer? Takes him away, right? It must be very serious, I know.
- really wrong. I switched on and goes.
Here, with the brush and tangled hair and the hair dryer in hand, I feel that I stuff into a salt, a mixture of anger, pain, shame.
- How would "go ?
- Va. But what did he have?
- So ...
And there, inside me, it represents me very well while leaving the gate and shakes his head inside a big disappointment and contempt for the whole class teacher complete. But now I want to understand one thing: computers are bastards?
Once, I remember, the great will had six months of life outside was bitterly cold arctic penguin, were two of a simple night of January and this guy starts screaming like a madman. He does not want tit, no tit. Sing, baby bed, massages, sing sing, massage, baby bed, shake (even vigorously) and cry (together). Nothing. Possessed by demonic screams. He has a fever? Not at all. Burp? stains. Poop in the diaper? Still less. Let
hospital, will certainly have something very serious, you feel like screaming . Ready. Chill Penguin, clothing dress him incappuccialo incopertalo (transactions not at all easy in a crisis of demon). Via the road to the hospital. Please Please hopes hopes that the lights are green. There a dog. Smooth road. Of course! It's two days of an ordinary week in January and there is a cool penguin! Who do you think there is, if not two poor young punks with a demon inside Twisted layers and layers of blanket?
And then, at the gate of the hospital, magically, he stops. End . Silence. Peace. Sleeping. Dorm. But do you know who the hell I had to yell so much that now you sleep?
On this occasion, three in the morning in the cold Arctic penguin, that night we took a romantic ride in the car at the port, right channel, left channel, channel uncle sleep and cold back home.
And so does the computer. With you goes, the coach and Plin! Go. Guaranteed.
- Look, I, I mean here, the arrow ... When the tip in a folder, for example, did everything as a ballet (technical terminology), then click to open it, and did everything in BLUP (other technical terminology), and returned to the home page automatically, in short, did not make me do nothing (another technical term). I also thought that perhaps a child to play while I did not see he had disconnected the wire of the mouse, I would not have kept coming to the wire ...
- but the arrow was moving?
- Sisi, then just dance ...
- Then there was the thread of the mouse. But then you remember anything else?
- Well, yes, then the desperation (resolution approach from technical manual), turn off the evil from the button and out a window that said " blabla.exe " (and here we are the last frontier of technicality more stringent). And there I thought I had taken a serious virus and I called in direction.
- I think it went like this: ( not even try to repeat what I said, but basically I would say that the computer had to end up doing something that was left in the queue, then he could not leave. When he has turned on, after some time, that was no longer on, this thing is over and then it is well distributed ).
- So do not hate me for making her come?
- Nono, not without the other school.
- Listen, but can not be that the cause lies in the fact that teachers sometimes we forget to turn off your computer, then the screen goes black (technical term) and before we go on and forget that it is directly from the strip spegnamo ?
- does this happen?
- Oh, yes, sometimes it can happen, you know, with shifts ...
(I think I heard like a distant scream of pain coming from your phone)
- So that you should avoid it, it hurts a lot to the computer.
However, we are happy endings,
now the computer goes. We get along, passing by the spegnamo away and do not end up more to stay in jail without a ride. Above all, we are sympathetic the technician. I can feel that he shrugged and went away almost touched.
(Or rather, I like so much to believe that it is).
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